Rhyming Polemics

FIFA’s Russian Roulette

Shoot the stray dogs and lock up the gays

We're playing FIFA’s Russian Roulette.

Vilify those who dare criticise

It’s the World Cup we’ll never forget.


Monkey chants ring out from the stadia

We’re enjoying FIFA’s Russian Roulette

Unleash the thugs with their fascist regalia

It’s the World Cup we can hardly forget.


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Brexit Blues

Brexit, Brexit from May to December

Brexit scheming is all I remember

Productivity rising, trade flat-lining

A time for cheering  a time for crying.


Brexit, Brexit from Monday to Sunday

Brexit plotting for a pumped-up payday

Opportunities opening, trade doors slamming

The predictions are rosy, the forecasts are damning.


Last Updated ( Sunday, 29 July 2018 16:30 )

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Shooting in the US of A

I'm shooting from the hip

I'm shooting with red hot lead

I'm shooting at the passers-by

I'm shooting till they're dead.

I'm shooting from the rooftop

I'm shooting em in their beds

I'm shooting up my local school

I'm aiming for their heads.


Last Updated ( Thursday, 03 May 2018 12:15 )

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Monument for Margaret Thatcher

They've been talking about a statue for Mrs Thatcher

Remember her they called her both the Iron Lady and the school milk snatcher

Remember her she said this lady isn't for turning

Hold on a moment, is that the sickening smell of something burning?

She's the one who said there is no such thing as Society.

Just balance the books, hard work and sobriety

Remember her  she ordered the destruction of the Belgrano as it was turning

Just a second, is that the sickening smell of conscript sailors burning?


Last Updated ( Thursday, 03 May 2018 12:52 )

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Ping Philosophy

Pick up a bat if you see it

Have a quick game if you feel it

Take on the world if you dare it

If the ball comes your way then just ping it

If you're feeling anxious and alienated just ping it

If you're saddened by the state of the world just swing it

If you feel your youth slipping away then just wing it

Because Ping England's in town so just sing and be in it.

Ping at the park and Ping at the school

Ping in the office  up to 11 as a rule

Ping on your way home with your bat as your tool

Play with your mates or any old fool.

Last Updated ( Saturday, 12 May 2018 14:43 )

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