I’m shooting from the hip

I’m shooting with red hot lead

I’m shooting at the passers-by

I’m shooting till they’re dead.

 

I’m shooting from the rooftop

I’m shooting ‘em in their beds

I’m shooting up my local school

I’m aiming for their heads.

 

Shooting is absolutely great, it’s the all-American way

Shooting young Afro-Americans, I do it every day

Shooting the Native Americans, it really had to be done

Shooting and a lynching, it’s really so much fun.

 

I’m shooting to defend my country

I’m shooting to keep out the reds

I’m shooting to make America great again

I’m shooting to roll back the dirty Feds.

 

Shooting up the town in the name of Jesus

Shooting ‘cause I love to hate

Shooting in the name of the angels

Shooting against a global caliphate.

 

Shooting ‘cause I’m feeling lonely

Shooting ‘cause I’m out of control

Shooting ‘cause I’m fighting for freedom

Shooting ‘cause they kicked me off the dole.

Shooting is hunky dory, it’s my god-given constitutional right

Shooting like in the movies, everybody’s invited to fight

Shooting to defend my honour, like the days of the old wild west

Shooting to bring back the glory days, don’t argue, the NRA knows best.

 

It’s Monday so I’ll go on a killing spree

It’s Tuesday so the children will have to die

It’s Wednesday so I’ll get my automatic

It’s bloody Thurday but don’t ask me why.

It’s Friday so it’s time to go hunting

It’s Saturday so there’ll be blood on the streets

Its Sunday, it’s the peaceful Holy day

What better time to let the bastards feel the heat.

 

I’m shooting to get closer to heaven

I’m shooting to defend my space

I’m shooting to keep out ‘the other’

I’m shooting to defend my race.

I’m shooting to kill my whole family

My mother and father must go

My wife and my children lay bleeding

There really is no better show.

 

 I’m shooting at the statue of Liberty

I’m shooting with the flag in my hand

I’m shooting for the sheer hell of it

I’m shooting whilst they strike up the band.

I’m shooting to defend my President

I’m shooting across the US of A

I’m shooting till I run out of ammo

I’m shooting down the Trumpian way.

I’m shooting till I take one for my country

I’m shooting till my last dying day

I’m shooting till I fade into oblivion

Living and dying the true Yankee way.

 

End JPK Copyright, 5/10/17

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